fh_jackass | Translation of party flyer (Reply)

So, you've seen the flyers. You wanna know what they mean. Or maybe you don't. You don't give a flying fuck, and you just clicked on this link by accident. Well, tough shit, little muppet; you're here now.

BLOWOUT: Party. Duh.
WEIRD CREATURE BLOWING A HORN: Party. Again. Redundant, yet repetitive.
SATURN: Saturday
MOON & STAR: After dark
TOWNHOUSE: Logan's house in town.

Ain't I clever? Show up. Bring booze or the toxic substance of your choice. There's no weapons check at the door, but please keep the heavy firepower to a minimum, 'kay guys? I'd prefer not to level the house the first week at school. I think Principal Connor would frown on mass slaughter, and more importantly, I don't want to live in the dorms.