Logan's working in his notebook on and off during the whole class, writing things down, scratching them out, and writing new things. After class, he pulls Parker aside.
"Okay, here's the deal," he says. "I'm required to take care of you. So, here's the key to my
house," he hands her a key. "There are three furnished, unoccupied rooms. Pick one, and it's yours for the week. You're welcome to use any of the common areas, including the pool and spa. You can have friends over as long as they don't disturb me or the pirate and you clean up after. I don't care about Jake. I'll have clothing for you in a couple of days. You are not required to wear anything I buy for you. In fact, I don't give a fuck if you do, but I'm providing. Please give me your clothing sizes so I don't have to get Rory to peek at your labels." He smiles at Parker. "I'll set up an account at Luke's Diner so you can eat on me for the week."
"Now, the catch - for sixteen waking hours over the next week, you will not say anything negative or derogatory about myself or my friends. Including, but not limited to, Angelus. In fact, you will be entirely supportive of my friends *and* vampires in general. *Not* in a sarcastic manner, either. You will be as sincere as humanly possible. You will pose for photographs and provide interviews on the subject, if requested." He smiles. "That's it. That's all I'm asking of you.
"Your safe 'word', should you need it, is 'No, master, my fragile ego can't take it anymore.' Any questions?"
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