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TO: Dick Casablancas <ride.this.dick@neptunemail.com>
FROM: Logan Echolls <psycho.jackass@gmail.com>

How's it going? Fandom's pretty cool.

I kissed a guy, whose boyfriend kissed my girlfriend when said boyfriend had shape-changed into a girl. I punched him and got detention with the psych teacher who is both a vampire and somehow related to my new BFF, also a vampire. Who makes drinking blood sound sexy, and being drank from sound even sexier, and might even kill someone for me, if I were to ask.

Nothing's happening here. How's Neptune?

Logan