Voicemail

[fh_jackass]

Hello, you've reached Logan, and here's today's inspirational message. ""Problems are opportunities in work clothes." - Henry John Kaiser

BEEP

Comments

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

"Logan. Angel. Yeah, I'm still up for it. Um - meet me in my room? I guess? 238."

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

[there's slight static on the phone, but the message comes through clearly. Angel sounds a strange combination of nervous and excited]

"Logan. Angel. Uh - there's a show tonight. Caritas. Magician. Never seen him before but... could be fun, right? Anyway, welcome to come if you want. Bring whoever you want. Show starts at 7pm. Uh... bye."

Due to Crowley's Thing...

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

*In a very schmoopy voice*

Hey... It's Marty. I know things have been weird between us lately, but I want to make it up to you. I thought we could just get some take out, snuggle... maybe make out like two ferrets in heat. *snickers*

My place? 10:00? 10:30ish?

Love ya...

*wet sounding kiss*

[due to phone mix]

[imac-kenzie.livejournal.com]

I'd really appreciate it if you didn't call me again, it ju--

*phonecall is cut abruptly*

[For Message Redirection Hijinks]

[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

"This is Krycek. Seriously, handcuffs? Do you think your boyfriend would approve? And chocolate syrup's messy, but if you don't mind putting down a sheet... Call it friendly advice."

[demonbelthazor]

"What the hell are you talking about? I am certainly NOT his girlfriend! Keep your fantasies to yourself."

Crowley Madness

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

Recognizing Grissom's voice on his voice mail, Wilson quickly dialed the man's number only his message went...elsewhere.

"Hey, uh...thanks I think for the information on the sexual kink. Maybe we can discuss it more over your next chemo treatment?"

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

"Okay, I'm choosing to believe that you did NOT just break up with me over the phone, because you're not that much of an ass-- which makes me wonder what the hell you were talking about, and I'm just.. I... Okay, I'm going to track you down, this is stupid."

Crowley's Phone Tampering at Work!

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

[In reference to this]

"Dude, party in Lee's room tonight? Birthday suits only? That Lee's a kinky guy but I might swing by. You coming? I bet we could have some fun!"

magical mystery messages

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"Man, I've got no idea if you're a good actor or not, but I'm open about alternative lifestyles. If you wanna be 'Louise' then you go and do that. Be proud!"

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Yo, man. So I've been meaning to tell you about this but I keep forgetting. Since Vala has some nifty way over our heads kind of protection we don't need to use condoms, so I was thinking you guys could use them. They come in different flavours and all.

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

[in reply to this]

"Oh please, you're the last person at this school I would ever get naked with! Go back to your girlfriend, you bastard."

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

Hey, dude, whatever I know about you and Rory? I've been keeping it to myself, I promise. Just so you know.

Misdirected Phonecall to John Crichton

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Listen up.

You tell your frelling roomate that the next time I see them I'm going to cut their heart out with a dull spoon.

For John, rerouted...

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

From here (http://www.livejournal.com/users/leeadama/2120.html?thread=1210952#t1210952)

Dude, did you have a threesome with me and Kara last night?! ERrr... CALL ME

[mycanonhatesme]

[responding to this]

"Parker? I'm assuming you meant to call Krycek, but just so you know, that message was TMI. Seriously, no one needs to know about your sex life, or what you do with handcuffs. And were you referring to Jack Harkness? Please say no, because if half of what I've heard about him is true, he's like a walking STD. You should be careful."

[anextimeagent.livejournal.com]

[[HEY! I object! I've only slept with two people at the school (...so far...)]]

[anextimeagent.livejournal.com]

[[Response to this:]]

"Okay, this is totally creeping me out. You're my MOTHER, for crying out loud! Between you and your boyfriend and your other boyfriend and your other other boyfriend, I'm having the first sexually squemish moment of my entire life. I might have to become a monk. I DO NOT NEED TO KNOW THESE THINGS!!! Arrrgh!"

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

Logan? It's Blair. Really? Awesome! They're not stolen or anything, are they? I don't really know where you live, but you know where I live, so that could work. Or you could give them to Angel to give to me or Angel could show me where you live or you could give me directions or whatever."

"Let me know! Thanks again, man!"

[fates_jaye]

Hey, this is Jaye. I'm in charge of the campaign to keep Marty Blank the hell out of office at Fandom High, and he said you might give me a quote about why he sucks. So if you could trash him, it would really be appreciated. Thanks.

[upforachase.livejournal.com]

"Logan? It's Cordy. Angel was saying that you were in Hawaii over the break. Did you ever hear the word 'ohana' at all? Did you hear or learn any Hawaiian when you were down there? Talk to you soon!"

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

"Logan. Angel. Doing a thing tonight at Jeff, God of Biscuits. Figure'd be nice to celebrate being back in my own body. 9pm if you wanna come."

[upforachase.livejournal.com]

"Hey, Logan. Um, it's Cordy. I like your message. Cute. Anyway, sorry I haven't returned you call yet. Thanks for the Hawaiian tip, that helps a lot.

And we do need to do something soon. Not involving a large group of people. Like, maybe just the two of us.

Bye!"

[upforachase.livejournal.com]

Hey, Logan. Yeah, I'd love to go check it out with you. Talk to you soon, I hope.

Friday early evening

[upforachase.livejournal.com]

Hey Logan, it's Cordy.

Um, with the power out in town, I guess that new cafe won't be open? Should we have a Plan B?

[upforachase.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Um, okay. Bye.

After Radio

[upforachase.livejournal.com]

It's Cordy. So I understand why you cancelled the date now. I know you used to date Veronica, and I'm sure there's stuff there I don't know about, so...

Thanks, I guess. I hope it won't be too awkward for us to be friends.

See you around.

[drywitmartini.livejournal.com]

"Logan, it's Hawkeye. The project isn't ready yet. We had a leak. But with Smith gone, that made our lives a whole lot easier. Anyway, this isn't a social call. The secret siblings program worked great, but it's about time the jig was up and people get to find out the secret. So organize a get together, a mixer, a meet and greet. That kind of thing. You can work out the details. Talk to you later. Bye."

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Echolls. It's Blank.

Last night? Complete brain melt down. Should have never happened. I just... I don't know man. Anyway, I was completely in the wrong and I'm man enough to admit it and apologize.

So, yeah. This is me apologizing to you. Savor it because it'll probably never happen again.

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

"Yo! Am off to Australia for the summer. Will be shark-watching. Any relatives you want me to say hi too?"