Room 228 - Sunday afternoon

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[From here.]

Logan unlocked the door and flipped on the light to the room.

"Oh, no way!" he exclaimed. "This is so not going to work."




[ooc: observers and peanut gallery welcome]

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[mrs-tate.livejournal.com]

Jessica, sensing a certain unpleasantness in the air, looks around the room and smiles. "I don't know...I think this room has potential to be quite lovely. I mean some curtains, a few throw pillows..."

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"Sure," Logan said, looking around. "Just take out those two walls," he threw out an arm in either direction, barely missing Jake, "and maybe the ones beyond them, create a little more space, include a bathroom, and, oh, yeah, put him on the sixth floor," Logan pointed at his roommate. "Brighten the place up nicely."

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

"Kill you and hide your dead body under the floor boards," Jake grumbled back, jerking his head back to avoid getting smacked in the face. "Now that would cheer me up, at least, even if it won't do much for the room."

[mrs-tate.livejournal.com]

"Ohh come now, you don't really mean that dear, do you?" Jessica overlaps her hands over her chest.

[mrs-tate.livejournal.com]

Jessica's eyes narrow as she looks at the walls and scrathes her chin. "Well, I think that might be a tad hard to do. But you could always try dear." Jessica looks at Jake, then back at Logan. "Oh, be nice now...aren't you two friends?"

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

"Hell, no!"

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"God, no!"

[mrs-tate.livejournal.com]

Jessica gives a sort of 'opps!' smile. "Ohhh, I see..." She grits her teeth and looks back and forth at the boys. "Sorry...I mean I only thought that since you were moving into the same room together that you wanted to you see, but...oh my this is quite awkward then..." Jessica looks at the floor.

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

"No, we're here because the school administration are sadistic bastards." Jake looked oddly wistful when he said that.

[mrs-tate.livejournal.com]

"Oh, oh dear..." Jessica thinks for a second, then continues. "Well!...maybe we can look on the bright side? I mean...this situation may result in the two of you becoming close friends? You never know." Jessica shrugs her shoulders.

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Logan snorted. "Not likely," he said.

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

"Sure, and I could stop drinking coffee. Please, he'll --" Jake pointed at Logan. "--probably get drunk and set the room on fire with us in it. Or maybe Tentacled Fire Monsters will do it."

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Logan rolled his eyes. "Dude, I have witnesses that saw the snow monster pull the house apart."

[mrs-tate.livejournal.com]

"Hmm..." Jessica's smile fades a tad. Fearing she was being more of a bother than any help at all, Jessica decides its best to leave them alone. "Well..I think I should be going. Ah, my goodness, I didn't even properly introduce myself. Where are my manners? Jessica Tate," she says, putting one hand over her heart. "I live just down the hall...room 232...and if either of you ever need anything, please, its not bother, okay? Okay. And I know it probably isn't much of a consolation to your current situation, but it is lovely to meet both of you" says Jessica with a welcoming smile.

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"I'm sorry," Logan said to Jessica. "He's an ass. It's nice to meet you. I'm Logan Echolls."

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

"Bye Jessica." Jake waved, waited until Jessica had at least turned away before taking a step forwards to poke Logan in the chest. "Look what you just did!"

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Logan flopped backwards on one of the beds and stared up. "Is this Hell?" he asked the ceiling. "Did I die yesterday? Is this how I'm being punished for my sins?"