Tuesday Morning, Just after 7 am, 2nd Floor Common [Girls'] Bathroom

[fh_jackass]

Logan slapped his alarm off, grabbed his shower stuff and stumbled to the girl's bathroom, barely awake enough to open his eyes. A quick shower woke him up a little, although coffee would still be necessary. Hopefully all the stuff he'd ordered Sunday would arrive today. He knew there was a coffeemaker in there somewhere.

Logan finished his shower and reached for his robe - then realized he'd left it back at the room. He groaned and wrapped his towel around his waist. Scooping up his clothes and shower bag, he opened the door and stepped out into the bathroom, prepared to make a dash back through the cold hallways to his dorm room.

[ooc: Yup, ladies, he's where he shouldn't be. Anyone who wants to come in to scream, mock or otherwise make a scene, go for it.]

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[mrs-tate.livejournal.com]

Jessica was up early as usual. She was also wide awake, dressed and ready to start the day. Having taken a shower the night before, she decides to go to the bathroom to do her hair and brush her teeth. She enters the room, her high heels clicking as she steps up to a sink and looks in the mirror. In the mirror she catches the reflection of Logan, lets go of her brush, and covers her eyes with her hands.

"Ah! Oh dear...I am most sorry...this...this must be the men's room?...oh dear..."

[fh_jackass]

"No worries, I'll be out of here in a sec," Logan said.

[mrs-tate.livejournal.com]

She bends down and, one hand still covering her eyes, tries to find the brush wherever it had fallen on the floor.

"Ohhh...ok..." Although a tad embarrassed, Jessica decides to make light conversation nonetheless. "So...Logan, correct?...Are you settling into your new room well?"

[fh_jackass]

Logan shrugged. "Well enough. Applied for a room change, though, so shouldn't be there long."

[mrs-tate.livejournal.com]

"Oh, well, I guess thats a good thing, no? How about your frie-...roomate? Jake was it?"

Jessica, one hand still over her eyes, finally finds her brush with the other. She smiles at her success and goes to get up quickly but hits her head on the underside of the sink. "Ahh!"

[fh_jackass]

"Oh, are you okay?" Logan asked.

[mrs-tate.livejournal.com]

Jessica rubs her head and laughs at herself. "Yes, fine...don't worry. Just silly me, thanks though." Jessica then hears this (http://psycho-jackass.livejournal.com/27593.html?thread=390857#t390857) and now her head does hurt quite a bit, so she rubs it some more.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Sam stumbled into the bathroom on her crutches, pajama-clad, and noticed a male in a towel. She tried to open her eyes further, finally recognizing him. "Logan? Since when do you live in the dorms? And are you in the wrong place, or am I?"

[fh_jackass]

"Since Sunday," Logan said, and noticed Janet come in. "Um, odds are looking like I'm in the wrong place, actually."

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Sam yawned and waved blearily to Janet. "Well, as long as it's not me," she said, unfazed by the sight after years of sharing close quarters and locker rooms with Jack, Daniel, and Teal'c.

[janet_fraiser]

Janet stumbled into the girls' bathroom, robe wrapped around herself hiding the bandaged ribs, toothbrush in one hand and toothpaste in the other. Too early. Stupid first period classes. The door closed behind her, and she stopped and blinked at the bright lights. And the fact that there was a guy in the bathroom. "Logan?"

She closed her eyes, then opened them again. Sam was in here too, along with one of the new students she hadn't met yet. So obviously she was in the right bathroom. "Is this a dare or a practical joke?" she asked, her eyes narrowed.

[fh_jackass]

"Mistake?" he offered. He rubbed his eyes, and his shower stuff slipped out of his hand. "Hell," he sighed, and knelt down to pick it up.

[janet_fraiser]

"It's too early in the morning to argue," she said, blinking again and rubbing at her eyes, which were a little bleary still. She winced when his stuff fell and shoved her toothbrush and toothpaste in the pocket of her robe. "Need a hand?" She knelt--very, very gingerly--to help pick everything up.

[fh_jackass]

Logan's thanks were drowned out by a shriek.

[sooo_cute]

You might recognize Quinn by the shriek.

Though really, this is tons better than the last time a guy was in the girls' bathroom.

[fh_jackass]

Two ears. Two hands. One towel. Logan had a split second of modesty before he threw that out and slapped his hands over his ears, letting the towel slide to his feet.

[sooo_cute]

Quinn claps one hand over her eyes, and one over her mouth. There may be a muffled "OMG!" in there.

[fh_jackass]

Seeing that she was no longer screaming, Logan deemed it safe to remove his hands from his ears. "Sorry," he said with a small smile and knelt down to pick up his towel.

[sooo_cute]

Quinn's still got her hand over her eyes, though she does peek through her fingers a little. At his face. "What is WITH the boys at this school and the GIRLS' BATHROOM!"

[fh_jackass]

Logan hastily wrapped the towel back around his waist. "You know, they look a lot alike from the outside!" he said. "I mean, it's 7 am! If you want to keep the genders separate, the doors should be painted different colors or something."

[sooo_cute]

Quinn drops her hand. "Oh, I bet you think that's a really good excuse, don't you?"

[fh_jackass]

Logan gave her a sleepy, yet genuine smile. "Look, three days ago my house was torn apart by a tentacle monster. This is the first time I've had to share a bathroom with anyone, let alone worry about 'boys' vs 'girls' bathroom before I've had my coffee. So I'm really sorry I flashed you, but it was totally an honest mistake."

[sooo_cute]

She's not expecting him to be nice about this. She just looks at him suspiciously. "Tentacle monster's not a euphamism, is it?"

[fh_jackass]

Logan shook his head. "It was one of the snow monsters that attacked on Saturday," he said.

[sooo_cute]

Quinn frowns. "The what now? Now I know you're lying."

Look, she was talking and painting her nails. You know. Important stuff.

[fh_jackass]

"No, there were witnesses!" Logan looked around desperately. He already knew Jessica hadn't seen the monsters. He turned to Sam and Janet. "You guys saw them, didn't you? The snowmen that attacked?"

Ok, it did sound kind of nuts. He hoped the other girls had seen them, or he'd start thinking he really had imagined them.

[janet_fraiser]

"There were snow monsters," said Janet. She threw a couple of random things in Logan's carrier and stood up. Slowly. And with the aid of a nearby sink. "I didn't see them, but I was in the medical group, and believe me, people do not get icicles stuck through their chests from an ordinary snowball fight."

[fh_jackass]

"Thank you," Logan said.

[janet_fraiser]

"Any time," said Janet.

[sooo_cute]

"Riiiiiiiight," Quinn says. "Um. I'll just leave you to your nakedness and go to the third floor. Wait, they suck. Okay, I'll just wait outside."

[fh_jackass]

"No, you stay. I'm leaving," Logan said. He made sure he had a firm grip on both his towel and his shower stuff and left the bathroom.

[sooo_cute]

"Ten bucks he drops the towel in the hall," Quinn says, shaking her head.

[janet_fraiser]

"No bet," said Janet, grinning wryly. "But I'd pay if someone got pictures."

[sooo_cute]

Quinn facepalms. "Got the mental picture, thanks."

[janet_fraiser]

Janet laughed. "I just can't decide if he'd be embarrassed, or if he'd show off for it." She pulled her toothbrush and toothpaste out of her bathrobe so she could finally brush her teeth. Because, omg, it's rl bedtime. Night!