Poker [Locked to the poker players]

[fh_jackass]

Logan's home. There's a poker table set up in the living room, with booze and snacks on a nearby table. There's a hole in the wall near the entry way, just about fist level for someone Logan's height. If one stepped into the kitchen, one would find the shredded remains of a coffee plant strewn about.

Logan sat on the couch, viciously pounding the buttons on his Playstation controller and drinking from an already-half-empty bottle of tequila.




[ooc: Thread of doom c&p'd here.]

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Re: Round 1

[fh_jackass]

Logan scowled at his cigar. "Fuck," he said, draining his glass of tequila. "FUCK!" he yelled, standing up and throwing the glass against the opposite wall, away from the guys at the table. He stared at the shattered remains for a moment, then sat down again, elbows on the table and head in his hands.

Re: Round 1

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Angelus shot Bel a look that said to let him handle this. He put his cigar down in an ashtray, then got up to cross to Logan's side of the table.

"Logan," he said, giving a light tug to Logan's shirt. His demeanor was that of a friend providing a graceful exit from a suddenly tense room. "Why don't you show me where the bar is, huh?"

Re: Round 1

[fh_jackass]

Logan glanced over at Bel, then back at Angelus. "Sure," he said wearily. He led Angelus out to the verandah. "So, what's your poison? Whiskey? Bloody Mary?"

Re: Round 1

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

"Whiskey if you've got it," Angelus hooked his thumbs in his belt loops and looked out over their surroundings. "So what happened today?"

Re: Round 1

[fh_jackass]

Logan poured a whiskey for each of them. He handed one to Angelus and sat down on one of the deck chairs, looking out over the ocean. "Well, apparently Rory wasn't too happy with me kissing that guy at the party. So she and her buddy Jake, aka 'my roommate' decided to play a little 'joke'" He's using airquotes. "See, Jake can change into a woman. So, ha! Wouldn't it be funny if someone dared Jake to change into girlform and kiss Rory?! In front of Logan?!" He drained his whiskey and returned to the bar for a refill.

Re: Round 1

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Angelus contemplated his glass as Logan told the story. He took a sip, as though drawing a conclusion as he did so. "Well that's... bitchy." He looked at Logan. "Does it count as bitchy if it's a hermaphrodite?"

Re: Round 1

[fh_jackass]

"Not finished yet," Logan said, holding his hand up as a request for patience. He took his whiskey and sat back on the deck chair. "It wasn't just a kiss. There was kissing and rubbing against each other, and if I hadn't pulled them apart, they probably would've screwed right there in front of me. And wow, don't I have the best luck with women?"

Re: Round 1

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

"Oo," Angelus gave a sympathetic wince. He shook his head, as though trying to picture what Logan described and not liking what he saw. "Oo. That's just - okay, no offense but what the hell? It was a party prank. With a guy."

Re: Round 1

[fh_jackass]

"I know!" Logan said, gesturing wildly with his whiskey glass. "I should've know," he muttered. "She kissed another guy a couple of weeks ago, but stupid me, I believed her when she said he initiated it and she didn't want to." He shook his head. "And I fall for it. Every. Single. Time."

Re: Round 1

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

"There's always one solution," Angelus came over to sit in one of the chairs beside him. He stretched his legs out in front of him. "Strippers."

Re: Round 1

[fh_jackass]

Logan shot him a look of scorn. "Yeah, what I need is women who want my money and won't sleep with me."

Re: Round 1

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

That earned him a bark of laughter. "So what happened?"

Re: Round 1

[fh_jackass]

Logan shrugged. "Pulled him off her. Waited for him to change back to boyshape and punched him in the face. Spider showed almost instantly. Didn't even get a chance to kick."

Re: Round 1

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

"Did you know he has cameras everywhere?" Angelus asked. "Or at least he could? Which, mind you, amazes me considering that somehow they don't seem to be around when it comes to proving my side of the story when somebody like Buffy starts to bitch."

Re: Round 1

[fh_jackass]

"That's fucked up," Logan agreed. "But hey, we're the bad guys, right? Gotta protect the sweet little girls from us." He took several gulps of his whiskey.

Re: Round 1

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

"Naturally," Angelus saluted him with his glass, then downed his in a long gulp. He put the empty glass on a nearby table. "Found out my ex is fucking a rent boy. Tell me that doesn't put you off the idea for life."

Re: Round 1

[fh_jackass]

"Holy shit," said Logan, looking over at Angelus. "Talk about slumming. She's gotta pay for it?"

Re: Round 1

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

"I don't know what's worse," Angelus said. "The thought that she might be paying for it, or the thought that she looked at the male whore and decided she wanted a piece of that even if he was giving it away for free."

He folded his hands across his stomach, staring out towards the water. "So what'd Spider do to you?"

Re: Round 1

[fh_jackass]

"Detention," Logan said. "Said he'd expel me if I hit someone again so," he looked at his watch, "I've probably only got a few weeks left. Enjoy me while you can."

Re: Round 1

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

"See?" Angelus said, as though Logan had just proven a point for him. "It's that kind of bullshit double standard that pisses me off. Lemme guess, nobody else got the same warning you did, right?"

Re: Round 1

[fh_jackass]

Logan shrugged. "They all got detention. Even Lilly. So yay! Should be a fun Saturday!" He grinned and raised his fist in a cheery salute.

Re: Round 1

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

"Might not be as bad as that," Angelus said. "My dentention I was totally oblivious to anybody else in the room. Of course that's because causing deep psychological scarring is apparently not against the school rules. Who'd you pull? Don't tell me Grissom and another bug study, or whatever the hell that was."

Re: Round 1

[forlornslayer.livejournal.com]

((OOC: Jealous much? I haven't even slept with him, it was only a damn massage. I'm not in the market for a boyfriend, thank you very much.Besides, I like bad boys.))

Re: Round 1

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

[ooc: Oh like Angelus cares who Buffy is seeing. He so does not. Can't you tell by how often he doesn't talk about it? ;) ]

Re: Round 1

[forlornslayer.livejournal.com]

*giggles*