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[fh_jackass]

Space Available
Four bedrooms available in spacious off-campus housing. Pool, cable, high-speed Internet, and maid service included. Must be cool. You break anything, I break you. Contact Logan Echolls if interested.

ETA: Pictures here.

Comments

[ginger-mac.livejournal.com]

*Saunters in, hands in pockets*

Nice place. I hear you're looking for roommates?

[fh_jackass]

Yep. You want room #2, it's all yours.

[ginger-mac.livejournal.com]

Cheers mate.

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

Hey, you still have room available?

And, just to check, you're good influence, right? No weekly mortal danger, posing as a girl, that sort of thing? Because I'm starting a new shiny life, where I don't end up at the principals office twice a week. ...Because, honestly? She'd probably shoot me the third time.

Or the first. Hard to say.

[fh_jackass]

Dude, if you wanna dress like a girl, that's your business. Just keep your panties in your own space. Want room #3?

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

Yeah, looks good. Moving in party this weekend or something?

[fh_jackass]

Yep. Moving in/back-to-school/why-the-fuck-not party.

[adolescent-alan.livejournal.com]

Alan Shore. What's the rent, assuming you still have a vacancy?

[fh_jackass]

Oh, whatever the market rate for student housing is should be fine. My dad's a very generous man. Ask any of his publicists.

[adolescent-alan.livejournal.com]

I'd say you're lucky but I sense I'd be mistaken. Am I free to claim room #4?

[fh_jackass]

Sure, why not?

[fh_jackass]

Logan knocks on Alan's door.

Hey, dude, you in there? Haven't seen you around - you didn't get eaten or anything, did you?

[ooc:are you still in the game?]

[radekzelenka.livejournal.com]

If there is still room available, I am interested. I do not know your definition of "cool" but, erm, I can make explosives out of household items? And I do not break things.

[fh_jackass]

I can make explosives out of household items?

Sure, you'll do. Why don't you take room #1?

[radekzelenka.livejournal.com]

Excellent. Děkuji.

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

Good day, me hearty. I heard you still might be having some rooms available for a humble pirate student.

*plunks down several gold statues*

I can pay upfront, yeh see.

[fh_jackass]

All the bedrooms are taken, but the crow's nest is available, if you don't mind sleeping in a hammock.

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

And what else would I be sleeping in? A hammock is good enough for me, my lad. And a view of the sea lake water is very comfortin' indeed.

*clanks up the stairs*