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[fh_jackass]

Space Available
Four bedrooms available in spacious off-campus housing. Pool, cable, high-speed Internet, and maid service included. Must be cool. You break anything, I break you. Contact Logan Echolls if interested.

ETA: Pictures here.

Comments

[radekzelenka.livejournal.com]

If there is still room available, I am interested. I do not know your definition of "cool" but, erm, I can make explosives out of household items? And I do not break things.

[fh_jackass]

I can make explosives out of household items?

Sure, you'll do. Why don't you take room #1?

[radekzelenka.livejournal.com]

Excellent. Děkuji.